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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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