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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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