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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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