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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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