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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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