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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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