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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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