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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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