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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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