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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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