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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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