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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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