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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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