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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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