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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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