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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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