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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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