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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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