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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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