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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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