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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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