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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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