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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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