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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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