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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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