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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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