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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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