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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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