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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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