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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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