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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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