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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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