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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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