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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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