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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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