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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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