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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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