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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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