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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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