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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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