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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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