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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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