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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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