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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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