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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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