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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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