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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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