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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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