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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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