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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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