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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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