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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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