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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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