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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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