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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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