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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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