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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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